Omaigod! Oh Em Gee, two weeks seems like a very short time indeed. Made the mistake of going to the movies and goofing around instead of finishing that report/essay of yours, what made you think that 48 hour LAN party was a good idea? Now frantically muster all of the hours you have left before your paper is due? Fear not, we may not have the solution for you but we sure have something that can buy you time, presenting the Document Corrupter. Read more

Okay the internets are great, in fact it is so great that it’s not to be taken lightly, Internets – Serious Business. It’s the place where we laugh looking at pictures of cats with bad grammatical captions and of course the place where we lost our puberty. But like Nuclear fission, there’s the good side and there’s the bad side of it. The good side involves free graphical (and tutorial) documentary of adults making snu snu while the horryfying side is, well this…. Read more

Nampaknya kami tindakan GaySec untuk mengaitkan antara Sitt Alwuzara dengan seorang insan yang bernama Arlene Tan baru-baru ini merupakan satu kegagalan apabila hari ini, gerombolan pengodam tersohor Malaysia GaySec memohon maaf secara terbuka kepada Cik Arlene Tan. Read more

Adakah anda sudah bosan dengan pasangan anda, sudah mula berpacaran dengan orang lain tetapi anda tak mahu mengaku kerana tak nak nampak bersalah? Anda memerlukan alasan-asalan dan jawapan yang nampak anda tidak bersalah dan pada masa yang sama mampu membuatkan si dia merasa bersalah pula? Ataupun anda memerlukan jawapan selamat seperti seorang artis? Anda tidak perlu risau lagi kerana kini adanya #alasanbreakup. Read more

The galactic empire is under threat by some vicious rebel rousing small band of democracy republican liberals (read : pussy) and what better way for the emperor to deal with those pesky activists then to dispatch his dark knight, Lord Vader. With an armada of Star Destroyers, several batalions of Clone Troopers and AT&T all that is left to complete the swift response of the Empire striking back is of course, a theme song. Read more

It seems that, Arlene Tan has released a statement on her blog regarding the recent Dox by GaySec in their #OpsRamadhan expose which linked her to Sitt Alwuzara a notorious Internet troll. She flatly denies the accusation and have made a police report regarding the matter, below is her statement Read more

Somehow, seems like Malaysians just love intergrating drama with social media, we have artistes bitching in out on twitter, blogs exposing secret affairs with a former queen and today as if this is Drama Week, TheStar’s most read piece of news is entitled “Ex-boyfriend angered by woman’s allegations on Facebook” Read more

Ahh GaySec releases their DOX on Hajjah Sitt Aluzwara an infamous troll who flames Islam. Apparently they have identified on Arlene Tan as the person behind the notorious nick and the net is going frenzy over this. GaySec could very well be either the most celebrated Malaysian cyber vigilantes or had just comitted a very grave misidentification. Read more

Anda mendapat email yang menyatakan kopi o ais mahal pada restoran berjenama penghawa dingin yang anda suka rupa-rupanya meletakkan lemak babi untuk menjadikan ianya lemak berkrim disukai ramai, betul ke? Ataupun anda sangsi samaada hotel itu menyediakan makanan buffet yang halal walaupun ianya adalah buffet makanan laut. Jangan risau dan sangsi kini anda mempunyai tempat rujukan. Read more

Balls of steel can be used to describe someone’s nerve, however in this context, when we say balls of steel we don’t mean it in a analogical sort of way, we meant it literally. Yes, Pentagon’s secret weapon is a couple of Balls made of Steel, not just any normal balls, these are LIGHTNING generating BALLS. Read more